Ask Moist von Lipwig
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I’m maintaining a healthy paranoia about the whole thing. Probably safest that way.
I always knew you were a wise man, mr Lipwig.
That being why you keep putting me in charge of important civil services?
Do try and not to push your luck, mr Lipwig. My supply wears thin.
But pushing my luck is what I do. It’s basically my job description at this point.
Skazz: While you are at it, Mr Von Lipwig, could you see if you can get those iconographs of Ponder? Maybe turn them into postcards or some…
Ponder: Skazz!! *reddens*
Skazz: Whoops, gotta run…
Ohhh no. Absolutely not. I am not getting involved in your wizard- iconograph- scandal thing.
Don’t worry, Mr. Stibbons, there isn’t going to be any interference from me.
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I’m maintaining a healthy paranoia about the whole thing. Probably safest that way.
I always knew you were a wise man, mr Lipwig.
That being why you keep putting me in charge of important civil services?
Do try and not to push your luck, mr Lipwig. My supply wears thin.
But pushing my luck is what I do. It’s basically my job description at this point.
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I’m maintaining a healthy paranoia about the whole thing. Probably safest that way.
I always knew you were a wise man, mr Lipwig.
That being why you keep putting me in charge of important civil services?
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We-ell.. on one hand, rock is a lot harder than clay, so if the troll got in a good hit it could some serious damage.
On the other hand, most trolls don’t think too well down on the plains. And they can get pretty worked up, but I suspect a golem would keep a clear head- er, metaphorically- in a fight. I also suspect, if a golem were fighting a troll in the first place, it’d probably be for a damn good reason.
All in all I think I’d put my money on the golem.
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((ooc post, part the second))
Well, I’m back! Question-answering will resume very soon. :D
All right, here’s the important bit of news: while I was away, the blog got up to 99 followers- which, in conventional math, is just one away from 100. So I’m going to do something neat for the 100th follower! …I don’t know what, yet, but it’s going to be neat!
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((ooc post, yo))
A few things, here.
First: this blog has nearly 90 (!!) followers, wow! You’re all totally awesome and I hope you’re enjoying this madness.
Second: I am going to be out of town until the 10th, during which time I will be internet-less. This means that Ask Moist will be on a hiatus, but by all means keep sending in questions anyway! I’ve cleared out the inbox, so it’d be awesome to come back to some more. Hint, hint. ;D
Third: SO MANY FOLLOWERS, I just cannot get over it! Seriously, you guys rock so hard. Running this blog is far too much fun and you’re a huge part of what makes it so awesome. Keep on keepin’ on.
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Possibly combined with siccing golems on it. I bet a golem could at least slow it down a little.
Sorry about that, Mr. Lipwig- I think your hat confuses him and he thinks you’re a very big pigeon.
Oh, this mad thing belongs to you, does it?
…Is there a way to call it off? Only I don’t think Gladys can hold it off forever.
I’ll come and get him- Just please let’s not involve the Watch on this, I’ve already got two warnings because of him.
Believe me, I’m the last person to get mixed up with the Watch voluntarily.
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Possibly combined with siccing golems on it. I bet a golem could at least slow it down a little.
Sorry about that, Mr. Lipwig- I think your hat confuses him and he thinks you’re a very big pigeon.
Oh, this mad thing belongs to you, does it?
…Is there a way to call it off? Only I don’t think Gladys can hold it off forever.
